Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Guys - No Shirt No Service Gals - No Shirt No Charge

Well, honestly speaking I think guys always run behind those gals with flashy boobs and well…ah. Experience must echo from thousands of teen gals with mousy brown hair and bucking teeth – millions of Cinderella’s without the blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes. I’m not exactly the epitome of goddess Venus or any ethereal beauty, who pities lesser endowed mortals, I’m a tiny non-descript gal myself. I’ve always wondered why girls should always be sexy figure-endowed and FAIR (oh yes guys lust for the fairer sex after all) while the boys can get away with being fat and waddly and be considered ‘cool’ just because they have a, well never mind. Don’t brains and attitude count even a little bit? Well, got no time now to finish this thing (if it merits interest of course) but I’ll definitely try to connect my oh-so-ancient computer (I’m not a big techno-wiz) to my not-so-willing net and try to finish it!
Well, coming back, yeah so how many guys have Jessica Alba wallpapers splashed across their desktop (c’mon don’t lie!)? I’m NOT jealous (skeptics kindly stop those disbelieving smirks!) and I’m definitely NOT of the opinion that boys shouldn’t drool over Angelina’s pout (hell, girls go crazy over Johnny Depp!) but a little more respect to the uglier segment is DEFINITELY in order (no revolted looks when I prefer Justine over Sharapova). Well, I’m a really un-revolt-y kind of person (to be translated as lazy) so I won’t go barging on doors with S.P.G.W batches (Society for the Promotion of Girly Welfare for the amateurs foraying into the misty magical Harry Potter-y world) reminiscent of Hermione but I WILL write about it regardless of the you’re-such-an-old-hag looks it’s gonna fetch me.
I know loads of girls with a cool attitude but with stuff sticking out of unlikely places whom the apparently oh-so-cool guys don’t give a damn about but Mother Teresa didn’t gain sainthood by yakking about Orlando Bloom’s smile did she? (Stop the grumbling, I DIDN’T know that you held that guy in abhorrence!)
So I dunno WHAT good I did for myself or those ugly ducklings out there by CREATING a blog and muttering about boys and their oh-so-crappy habits but I managed to spend an entire hour without ransacking the fridge and hey, isn’t a toast in order?

1 comment:

2DEMENTED T0 EXIST said...

on ur face attitude is the best thing abt you love ur language and love the things u have told the world